Sunday, 8 May 2016

20 Best Whatsapp Status

here is a giant list of whatsapp status
(1000 best lonely quotes)
1-I hated the Naked Chef. Fine, yes, he did good things for school food or whatever, but, you know, I don't want my chefs to be cute and adorable.
2-It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
3-Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
4-No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.
5-Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
6-Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
7-I would just love once to be called sexy. Just because it would make me something other than cute.
8-Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
9-Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.
10-As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
11-Love has no errors, for all errors are the want for love.
12-I've sold my soul for freedom. It's lonely but it's sweet.
13-There is a very fine line between loving life and being greedy for it.
14-I have a Maltipoo named Blondie. She is so cute!
15-I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
16-There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
17-My major regret in life is that my childhood was unnecessarily lonely.
18-I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
19-The more one judges, the less one loves.
20-I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

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